Q&A Shaped Jokes about Friendship

[Hyper]

BF: Can I buy you a drink?
GF: Actually I'd rather have the money.

BF: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
GF: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

BF: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
GF: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

BF: How did you get to be so beautiful?
GF: I must've been given your share.

BF: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
GF: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

BF: Your face must turn a few heads.
GF: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

BF: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
GF: Okay, get out.

BF: I think I could make you very happy.
GF: Why? Are you leaving?

BF: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
GF: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

BF: Can I have your name?
GF: Why? Don't you already have one?

BF: Shall we go see a movie?
GF: I've already seen it.

BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Hiding from you.

BF: Haven't I seen you some place before?
GF: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

BF: Is this seat empty?
GF: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

BF: So, what do you do for a living?
GF: I'm a female impersonator.

BF: Hey baby, what's your sign?
GF: Do not enter.

BF: So, your place or mine?
GF: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

BF: I would go to the end of the world for you.
GF: But would you stay there?

[morshu]

Haha finally found something to cheer me up

BF: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
GF: Okay, get out.

Best one imo.