#1
Sit in the parking lot pointing a hair dryer at people that drive by
#2
Play with the cash register and then say the check-out lady broke it.
#3
Run around screaming bomb and accusing multiple people
#4
HIDE INSIDE THE CLOTHING RACKS AND WHEN PEOPLE COME SAY “PICK ME PICK ME”
#5
Go on the intercom and say “Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers! Attention Wal-Mart shoppers! There is a huge sale at Target”
#6
Take all the clothes of the rack and pay for them at Target
#7
Take a soda from Wal-Mart, drink it, and when an employee comes and says, “Are you gonna pay for that?”,? get another soda and drink it. Repeat until kicked out.
#8
Run around the whole store in gigantic circles screaming “LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL”? at the top of your lungs
#9
Play with the knives in the cutlery aisle
10
Take every single piece of toilet paper out of the bathroom and flush it down a broken toilet!
#11..
Grab the intercom and scream into it at the top of your lungs
#12
Break all the china in the dishes aisle
#13
Fill a shopping cart full of items, then go to cash register and spend 1/2 and hour searching in your wallet for money, then give all but 7 cents, then say that you know you have that in your pocket, search pocket for 5 minutes, then give up and tell the cashier to cancel the whole sale, and that Target has a better price anyway
#15
Turn the bathroom into your fort, complete with tower. When anyone comes in, pelt them with rolls of toilet paper. Don’t forget the mote. To assemble mat, overflow all the toilets and turn all the faucets on full blast..
#16.
When you’re checking out, take every single item you can see and stuff them in your jacket saying “These don’t look quite right.”? Then proceed to throw them at things and/or people.
#17
Go to the fabric isle, wrap all the fabric around whoever happens to be working there. Then go grab the cutest baby you can find out of a cart and go to the manager and tell him that the baby did it.
#18.
Take a tub of ice cream, open it, and dump it all over the floor. Then yell “Cleanu?p On Aisle Five!” really loud over and over again.
#19
Grab a cart, and wait just for the right time when a worker comes out of an aisle. Push it forward, and watch them fall in!
#20
Set the alarm clocks to go off one after another. watch the employees desperately try to shut them all off.
#21.
Clear out a space in the talking doll aisle and when people walk by say “Mommy,? Mommy!”? in a baby voice.
#22
Walk up to a random person. Start chatting as if you were a couple, after a few minutes run away crying and screaming, “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D BREAK UP WITH ME IN A WALMART”?
#23
Constantly annoy every worker you can find.
#24
Run around a ‘Caution – Wet!’ sign
#25
Go into a chaning room and after a few minutes yell ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!’
#26
Build a tent in the camping aisle and poke your head out to people and tell them that you’ll let them in if you get them pillows from the bedding section
#27
Test drive the bicycles.
#28
Play tag
#29
start a soccer game in the aisle with the most breakables
#30
Take a pregnancy test, attempt to return it by saying you weren’t satisfied with the answer it gave you
#31
Crawl around on the floor going “water.?…. waaaater…”? when someone asks tell them you’ve been stuck in the mall for weeks
#32
try on every item in the store, and asking the clerk while wearing each one, “does this make me look fat?”
#33
Keep asking if they sell things that don’t exist
“Excuse? me do you have a nuclear de-atomizer?”?
#34
Ask if you can try the canoes and demand they provide a river
#35
Attempt to climb up the shelves in every aisle.
#36
Walk around with a giant sign saying “Save the Earth!”?
#37
Claim you work there and advise everyone you meet no to buy the product they want, then ask to be paid for a full days work
#38
Grab the speaker and yell “All employees to the kitchen for free dougnuts. Woooh!!!”?
Watch everyone leave and laugh.
#39 Find a random kid and claim he is your long lost sibling
#40
Cry a lot and say ‘I’ve lost my mummy!!!”?
(the older you are the better)
#41
Casually walk around in a giant rabbit costume
#42
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I
think we’ve got a Code 3 in House wares,”? and see what
happens.
#43
Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch”? from
the other aisles
#44
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,
“Why won’t you people just leave me alone?”?
#45
Walk around yelling “YOU’RE FIRED!” to employees
#46
Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while
squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I
need tampax!!”? (works better if you’re a boy)
#47
Walk up to the automatic doors and when the they open scream “GHOST!?!! AHHHH GHOST DOOR!!!!”?
#48
When an announcement? comes over the loudspeaker,?
assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those
voices again!”?
#49
When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run
between them, yelling, “Red Rover!”
#50
Use the security monitor as a mirror to pick your nose
#51
Every time someone picks up an item say “THATS MINE!” take it, then put it back
#52
have pretend conversation?s on the unplugged telephones, when a worker asks if they can help you say “Excuse? me, im on the phone… geeze people are so rude, anyway Martin…”?
#53
When your alone, have loud conversation?s with your
“multip?le personalities”?. Have an English man, a Southern
person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old
girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should
sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly
good time.(English)”? “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta
Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc.
#54
Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that your a
mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as
possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your
watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get
paid enough to do this”
#55
Find a way behind the counter where the oranges are, and when someone reaches for one hand it to them from behind while wearing a gardening glove. Then say, “As close to the grove, as you can get.”
#56
Go and open all the ice cream buckets, eat the top off al of them then say, “I don’t like that one, nope maybe this one, ewww gross!”
#58
Pretend to be a Walmart employee and walk around asking people, “Can I help you?” then demand they pay you at the end of the day.
#59
Break into the loud speaker room and scream at the top of your lungs that a super-giant wave/flood is going to hit Wal-Mart in exactly ten minutes.
#60
When someone asks if you need help scream, “Yeah, I need help killing you!’ then run towards them crazily.
#61
Let loose all the animals in the pet stores into the supermarkets?, fast food joints and cafes.
#62
Steal a bunch of megaphones, go up to the top floor, then start singing a bunch of Jonas Brother songs as badly and loudly as possible through the megaphones. When the security guards, keep singing and run =)
#63
Grab a shopper and start singing ‘We are family…’
#64
Go into the arts & crafts part and color over everything, then go and color on the really expensive porcelain and then break it all. Repeat until you get thrown out.
#65
Break open all of the counter-thin?gs and steal a camera to take a picture of your work.
#66
Go into a bathroom stall. Wait for someone else to come in and say ‘Hello, how are things’ if they answer say ‘I’ll call you back theres a ***king nutter in the next stall’.
#67.
Grab a bunch for bedding and sheets from the housing section and place them in the gardening section. Then lie down on them. When asked what your are doing reply ‘ working on my flower bed ‘
#68.
Go to the bedding section and grab all the Hannah Montanna stuff you can cary and just start randomly putting it all in different directions. Repeat till thrown
#69
go to the register say “oh look a bird flew in” when they turn around, dump whiteout on the register and say “ooohhh? it left a present too”
#70
sneak around the store loudly humming the Mission: Impossible theme song
#71.
Sneak up to where the announcement?s are made (you know, like “John Brown please come up front). When no one’s looking grab the mic and scream “THE OTTERS ARE HERE!”
#72
put melted chocolate on your hands and tell a random person that the restrooms don’t have toilet paper.
#73
put signs on everything you can find that say “Sure Wal-Mart has cheap prices, but a target you can get this item cheaper”? When security comes, put a sign on them.
#74.
Sit on the conveyor belt
#75. walk around the store telling everybody, “I know where you live.”
#76. Have a game of Marco Polo, loudly.
#77. Follow around an employee saying, “Warmer?, warmer, no colder, freezing,”? etc.
#78. Pretend to be a sniper.
#79. wear jacket and sunglasses and go around asking people: hey buddy, wanna buy something?
#79. Leave a trail of breadcrumbs.?
#80. Tell random people under your breath that you work for the government and they need to come with you quietly
#81. Bring a small furry rodent on a leash and insist that it is your seeing eye mammal
#81. Bring a small furry rodent on a leash and insist that it is your seeing eye mammal.
#82.Pay in a foreign currency.. Act astonished when they say they don’t take that there
#84. Run around the store shouting, “Weeeeooooweeeoooooweeeeeooooo”?. If anyone tells you to stop, tell them it’s an emergency.
#85. (If you don’t want to pay for the damage) Stay till the end of the store closing.
Get a full stuff and stand at the check out desk for a while.
Say to the concierge:
“Oops. I forgot something from my list.”
Take out a REALLY long list.
Re-check all the items.
Pretend not to be able to find your wallet.
Call parents ask them to bring card/cash.
Parents don’t come. You get kicked out.
#86. Pretend you are a chicken, complete with chicken feed.. Cluck at people.
#87. Get a bag of skittles and throw them at random people saying, “TASTE THE FREAKIN’ RAINBOW!”?
#88. Accuse people of being a witch, while following them around.
#89. Go to the health food section and protest the treatment of soy.
#90. Smash all the fish tanks when a worker gives you heck say “but they were DROWNING!!!!?! I had to SAVE them!
#91.. Pick up non-food products, and tell other shoppers that it’s ‘finger-lick?in’-good’.
#92. Do everything in slow-motion,? including paying and talking.
#93. Lick a lollipop or ice cream cone. Make sure it’s messy. Offer people a taste
#94. go around asking people if they have seen your pet snake
#95. Tell random people you’re hungry. Wait a second and then tell them you’re a cannibal
#96 take brown play-do and mold poop out of it, put it in a random person’s cart and say casually, “Oh, sorry, he tends to run away.” and pick up the play-do turd and put it on a leash, walk away saying, “Here litte popo popo popo!”
#97
Break dance in the rest rooms, when you get tired ask any random person that walks in if the have an inhaler with them, then raid their purse, pockets, wallets for stuff, when you find money say, “Oh! I’ve been looking everywhere for that.”
#98. Ride a Wal-Mart tricycle around the store, saying, “Wheeeee!”? as you go.
#99. Go up to a cashier and say you want one of everything then when they are done getting all of your stuff say “oh never mind”
#100. Get a whole bunch of stuff and take it to the check out counter, when the cashier tells you the amount say “I don’t speak english!”?
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